Mats

Norwegian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the Oslo underground stations at nights.

Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.

1. His Girlfriend Loved His Large Mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.

2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs

2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats

by Large guy April 12, 2009

Mat

The most amazing and beautiful boy in the world. If you've got one, you probably can't imagine your life without him!

person 1: "oh my actual god, last night i hung out with paris hilton and ozzy osbourne. They took me to see metallica and then an after party with prince charles!"

person 2: "yeah? I hung out with Mat instead!"

person 1: "oh snap :( that shits all over my night, bitch :("

by boobsnstuff February 06, 2010

Mat

A magical rainbow unicorn that can fly and grant wishes (mostly wishes that have to do with cinnamon buns by choice). You can spot him around the pier.

Kristy: Hey have you seen Mat?
Monique: Yeah i saw him at the pier, he gave me some amazing cinnamon buns!
Kristy: I wish i had some cinnamon buns... DINKLEBERG!!!

by Mat Fancypants July 10, 2011

mats

Short for the word "materials". Usually used in MMORPG's that means the materials needed to create an item or enchant.

I'll give you a free enchant if you supply the mats I need.

by CaptainLoozer October 25, 2005

Mat

A mat is an thing you can have near your door to wipe of your feet in snow/mud.

I have a mat at my house.

by Dizzley December 02, 2018

Mat

Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs

Mate whys that guy talking rubbish?

Ah, hes just a Mat

by Poomlep February 19, 2016

Mat

When spelt with one t, the name Mat is not the only thing lacking. Just as the name is missing a letter, the owner of the name is missing brain cells.

Mat,he is at least one letter short of a real name.

by StatedV8 March 28, 2019