strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006

Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu

“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!

by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022

mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.

Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!

by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014

masturbater

Inaccurate spelling of masturbator.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbater from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by dionyziz December 3, 2007

furry masturbater

when a man rubs rabbit fur on his dick and gets aroused and then cums

Aw yah i love being a furry masturbater! It feels so good!

by Ryan Ferguson July 20, 2006

content masturbater

definition from Somethingawful.com

Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.

Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"

by granada April 14, 2005

masturebater

One who must reboot their computer after a vigorous masturbation session caused a porn overload.

Sean was forced to purchase a new computer due to his masturebater tendencies.

by i cum for jesus October 13, 2010