mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

Masktard

Woke leftist pussies that will treat you like crap if you don't wear a mask, yet they won't wear them the way that you are supposed to, so they might as well not wear a mask themselves.

Person 1: He's such a masktard, he will call those out that don't wear a mask!
Person 2: I know, right? He doesn't even wear it the way that you are supposed to!

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

Mashturbate

Mashturbating is when you or someone else mashes your cock with their fist or a household object.

Jane: uh you'll never guess what happend to me last night
Sarah: what?
Jane: i saw my brother Mashturbate in his room
Sarah: EWWWWWWW

by The Mad. Dude. Guy. October 13, 2009

Mathtard

Someone completely devoid of any semblance of math skills. Likely going to major in some liberal arts/language program and earn a paltry salary, regretting their childhood.

Kristi was quite the mathtard in class today. She thought pi was somewhere between 2 and 3.

by LearnR July 26, 2009

mastar

.5g or coronavirus conspiracy believers .
A level stupidity rarely seen in one's lifetime.

Don't believe the mastars.
Mastar, on another level

by Youtube educated April 5, 2020

Mashtag

n. A social networking status update, Tweet, or post that contains an unnecessarily large number of tags or tagged names often unrelated to the context of the post.

lol, did you see that guy's uploaded photo? he tagged the whole school! that is an epic Mashtag right there

by Catfishdogg April 1, 2011

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006