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dutch marines

When two gay guys are sucking each other's dicks while jerking off another set of gay guys that are french kissing in a pool very seductively whilst atop a Turkish battleship being sailed by a Saudi Arabian woman in a burka in the Persian golf off the shore of Saudi Arabia.
Shit, that's a whole set of dutch marines.
by Sir Adolfo Hilter March 12, 2020
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marine reconnaissance

A Recon Marine can speak without saying a word, and achieve what others can only imagine. SWIFT! SILENT! DEADLY! Reconnaissance Marines are the hardest mother fuckers on the planet. They remain humble, never expecting the fame or glory given to other branches special forces. They are the silent killers, the dangerous ones, the men who always have a plan to kill everyone they know. Recon teams are assigned the types of missions that the American public will never hear about, the missions that the government denies, in a country that American forces are not welcome. The Recon MART/BRC selection process is arguably the hardest in the United States Military. It pays to be a winner. Only the smartest and strongest marines are accepted into the recon training company. The Reconnaissance community is not a place for the weak or faint hearted.
"My men have a child like fear of the dark, they know that the men with green and black faces lurk in the night, these are not normal Americans, they are called Recon Marines." -North Vietnamese Army commander Arizona Territory, South Vietnam 1969 1st Marine Reconnaissance Battalion of Ocean slime CA, known by Terry Taliban as "The Sons of Satan"
by Amphibious Recon 0321 December 2, 2013
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Martinez Middle School

Where dumbass seventh graders hold a vape in their hand and go running around gaining instant fuccboi status by saying they vaped. Little kids say they’re gonna fight someone else and then don’t come to school the next day. And everyone thinks it’s a scary school but its really just a gated community.
“Hey did you go to Martinez Middle School
“Yeah you mean White Fuckboi Gated Community
by OmgitsAlia-A August 7, 2018
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messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.
Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
by Cameljoe June 9, 2014
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Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.
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Bay Marine

What a moron may call a Bain Marie.
Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”
by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021
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Marline

A Marline is a one hell of a girl she is pretty in the inside and outside . she is there for everyone and she always has a smile even though she is hurting inside .if a Marline ever cries in front of you just know your special because they do everything they can to hide there feelings and have smile on and help others . They always put them selves last . The day Marline puts herself first will be the day she can’t handle it anymore but no matter what she is a good person and funny and good to be around and she has ONE HELL OF AN ATTITUDE . But she is the best . If he is ever your friend be lucky appreciate her.
Do you know a Marline because I heard she is the prettiest girl and a good person
by Marline April 11, 2019
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