martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies

Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story

by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012

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MARTYN

Any guy called Martyn is the sexiest in the entire friend group and can steal any grill or guy he/she wants. Martyns are scientifically proven to have mega long PPs. Especially, any Martyn whose surname begins with C. Like Martyn C.

" Oh My Gosh! That grill is dating a Martyn!! "

by Totally not Martyn C. November 23, 2021

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Martyn Quintero

The man who inspired the hit "Shine Bright Like A Diamond."

On a crisp autumn day in LA, Rihanna faced a flat tire, frustrated with the manual and tools. Martyn Quintero, a UPS engineer, noticed her distress and offered help. As he fixed the tire, he shared his journey from humble beginnings to success at UPS's engineering department. Rihanna, intrigued by his passion, learned about his relentless work ethic and determination. Inspired, she invited Martyn for coffee, expressing admiration for his story. This encounter inspired "Shine Bright Like A Diamond," a tribute to Martyn and their unexpected friendship. The song celebrated his brilliance, reminding us that inspiration can arise in unexpected places.

by SillyStorySculpter January 5, 2024

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Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.

Martyn Evans ate all of the food

by KlausMik August 9, 2022

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Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.

That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!

by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022

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