Delonte gets lucky with Renelle. Renelle gets knocked up. These scared, confused, and uncertain teenagers decide that the their best, and really only, option is to get married and raise this child together. Thus, they decide to have a Shotgun Marriage.
by Go Iceman 2015 January 1, 2012
Get the shotgun marriage mug.A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.
"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
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When two people get married (ussaly influencers or random people on tik tok to prove a point) just to boost their clout on social media or views. These clout marriages usually end in divorce after a few days or at least with in the year.
Tana mogo and Jake Paul had a clout marriage and then got divorce.
David Dobbrik married Jason Nash’s mom for a YouTube video for views.
David Dobbrik married Jason Nash’s mom for a YouTube video for views.
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My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!
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Get the no kiss before marriage mug.When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
by jrswam October 1, 2013
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