A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
Get the Marker Tipper mug.A game originated in Pre AP class, where two or more people get markers and try to make the greatest number of marks on their opponents.
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Get the white marker mug.a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass
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(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)
(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)
by rocket man November 9, 2008
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Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."
Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."
Cherrie skillfully applied her favorite shade of dipstick marker before going out, knowing full well that she would allure every guy at the club for a chance at satisfy her craving for cock.
by Orally Fixated November 25, 2013
Get the dipstick marker mug.As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"
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