Mariah Carey 

Quite possibly the most annoying person that has ever lived. Has a good voice, but the personality of a newly catrated dog. She is overweight, but persists in wearing crack whore couture. She absolutely loves herself - bloody annoying

The other contributor has Mariah Careyitis - an infectious disease that passes between teenagers, in which the recipient idolises a sad aging cow, who thinks she is the centre of the universe

Mariah Carey by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Mariah Carey 

Born in Huntington, Long Island, New York, on March 27, 1970, Mariah Carey is a stellar Grammy Award winning American singer, songwriter, actress, and record producer.

In addition, Mariah Carey is known to be the most successful artist of the 1990s in the United States and had the most number-one singles (18 singles) for a solo artist in USA, second overall artist behind the Beatles.

Mariah Carey has a stellar voice range of an astounding 5 octaves with the capability of reaching 8 octaves, as demonstrated in "Emotions". Her most successful album, The Emancipation of Mimi, released April 2005, won Mariah Carey 3 Grammy Awards. Her most recent album is E = MC2, released April 15, 2008.

Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What are you listening to?"

Girl 1: "'Touch My Body' by Mariah Carey. DUH!"

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!

Mariah Carey by EddyD August 13, 2008

Mariah Carey 

One of the best! Mariah is half Veneszulen/Irish/Black and has the vocal range of a godess. Her music is pure quality and anyone that has anything to say bad about her is just jealous!

man Mariah Carey is the best not even Christina Aguleria could top that shit!

Mariah Carey by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

Mariah Carey 

THE BEST SINGER IN THE UNIVERSE! Powerful voice, stunning vocal range, looks, body and an amazing personality.
Listen 2 "Vision of Love" and "All I Ever Wanted"...U'll understand what i mean... THIS GIRL SURE HAS THE PIPES TO BLOW AND BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!

Xtina and Whitney are bitches...but Mariah Carey is a pure, true-to-the-heart singer who can move mountains with that voice

Mariah Carey by MC_will_alwayz b my baby May 4, 2006

mariah carey 

The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.

Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"

mariah carey by philbad July 9, 2004

Mariah Carey 

i don't know about you all, but i think it would be nice if some people learned how to spell.

idiots.

Mariah Carey by mar-eye-a care-E September 1, 2003

mariah carey 

Some chick who sings r&b and I don't care how "pretty" her voice sounds, her music is so lame and b-o-r-i-n-g. Her horrible songs get played everywhere.
She wears really skanky outfits too. Why would anyone look up to her as a role model?

Mariah Carey fan: "Like you are sooo jealous of her because she is pretty and can sing."

Me: "Jealous my fucking ass. I don't want little ghettofied people worshiping me everywhere I go."

mariah carey by rageagainstthemachinefan September 15, 2005