Mari is the most amazing, beautiful, caring and kind person in this UNIVERSE! gosh, she is so hottt! once you meet her, you will be attracted to her in about 1 second. she is super stylish and just so amazing! your dick will be sooo hard. if you ever have sex with her, your heart will melt instantly and can only look at her.
ohhh mari, I love you!
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by fuckher10002 February 10, 2013
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A character from Omori
had the hots for hero till she died lmaoooo
ayo the pizza here
then sunny made her commit a sayori to make it seem like she committed off self so he wouldn’t face the consequences of what he just did
oh Basil helped too ig
A character from Omori
had the hots for hero till she died lmaoooo
ayo the pizza here
then sunny made her commit a sayori to make it seem like she committed off self so he wouldn’t face the consequences of what he just did
oh Basil helped too ig
SUNNY: uh ok look what I did Basil I pushed MARI down the stairs LMAOOOO
BASIL: what the fuck sunny
SUNNY: I will quite literally kill you if you tell anyone
BASIL: ok ok ok ok I’ll keep it a secret
SUNNY: you also have to deny I did anything
BASIL: wth
SUNNY: ok
BASIL: lmao ayo the pizza here
SUNNY: yes
BASIL: what the fuck sunny
SUNNY: I will quite literally kill you if you tell anyone
BASIL: ok ok ok ok I’ll keep it a secret
SUNNY: you also have to deny I did anything
BASIL: wth
SUNNY: ok
BASIL: lmao ayo the pizza here
SUNNY: yes
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Get the MARI mug.An unknown injury or damage done to oneself while under the influence. Common abbreviation for a Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury.
Steve woke up with a MARI. He had two cuts on his forearm and can't remember how or where he got them.
by TheGoodTwin November 19, 2020
Get the MARI mug.Mari is a sweet girl who is always there for you she can make a lot of inside jokes.When you meet her she is so shy but when she gets to know you and trusts you she is very open about her life, decieve her and you'll regret it.She has a very short temper, and does not stand fake people she likes the truth and only truth. She is a great person
Mari's friend: Do u know Mari ?
Other girl: oh yeah I hate her
Mari's friend: yo Mari you know what she said about you
Mari : no what
Mari's friend: she hates you
Mari :do you hate me (to other girl)
Other girl : no how could I your the best !
Mari : yeah sure.....( turns around never talks to her again)
Other girl: oh yeah I hate her
Mari's friend: yo Mari you know what she said about you
Mari : no what
Mari's friend: she hates you
Mari :do you hate me (to other girl)
Other girl : no how could I your the best !
Mari : yeah sure.....( turns around never talks to her again)
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