MARI

She fucking fell down the stairs onto a violin wth
A character from Omori

had the hots for hero till she died lmaoooo
ayo the pizza here
then sunny made her commit a sayori to make it seem like she committed off self so he wouldn’t face the consequences of what he just did
oh Basil helped too ig
SUNNY: uh ok look what I did Basil I pushed MARI down the stairs LMAOOOO
BASIL: what the fuck sunny
SUNNY: I will quite literally kill you if you tell anyone
BASIL: ok ok ok ok I’ll keep it a secret
SUNNY: you also have to deny I did anything
BASIL: wth
SUNNY: ok
BASIL: lmao ayo the pizza here
SUNNY: yes
by kurapikaisnowdrowning August 03, 2021
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MARI

An unknown injury or damage done to oneself while under the influence. Common abbreviation for a Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury.
Steve woke up with a MARI. He had two cuts on his forearm and can't remember how or where he got them.
by TheGoodTwin November 20, 2020
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This guy has the bigest dick you will see his eyes are beautiful If you meet a MARI dont miss he gives the best hickeys
Dude i fucked MARI yesterday and his dick was huge
by Ana cherish November 08, 2019
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Mari is a sweet girl who is always there for you she can make a lot of inside jokes.When you meet her she is so shy but when she gets to know you and trusts you she is very open about her life, decieve her and you'll regret it.She has a very short temper, and does not stand fake people she likes the truth and only truth. She is a great person
Mari's friend: Do u know Mari ?
Other girl: oh yeah I hate her
Mari's friend: yo Mari you know what she said about you
Mari : no what

Mari's friend: she hates you
Mari :do you hate me (to other girl)
Other girl : no how could I your the best !

Mari : yeah sure.....( turns around never talks to her again)
by xxx_yvngxnugget_xxx January 01, 2019
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M.A.R.I (Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury)
by disgustingkendall December 20, 2020
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I see you ended up with a MARI last night
by JAX N November 16, 2020
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Mary on mary

This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.
How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
by urban cowboy smith April 09, 2011
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