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Manure Maneuver

When your girl shits on your cock while doing anal and she eats it off
Bro my girl did the best manure maneuver
by BrentSon69 September 29, 2021
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green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.
Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.
by QuacksO October 30, 2020
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Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands
"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)
by Jake March 25, 2004
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clam manure

I fucked Sara last night and got clam manure all over me.
by D clam bake November 13, 2017
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Manure

Manure is the animal dung used for fertilizing land.
In 21st century manure is also used instead of man utd for their piss poor performance in recent times and being nostalgia merchants.
Manure got clapped today by daddy Simeone.
by Steve knight March 15, 2022
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manure-ahh

(v).To have anal sex with a Jewish girl.
Yo Son, I manure-ahhed Mindy Fleischman last night in the backseat of her dad's Lexus!
by Benny Doorstop January 3, 2005
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