Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009

Manborn

A term that refer to one who is more manly than anybody or anything else. These people are often said to be "born of man" or "Mantastic" If you are ever graced by the presence of one who is Manborn you will know almost instantly due to your sudden urge to masturbate and uncontrollable orgasms.

Used in a sentence...

"Look at that Manborn hes so damn sexy!"
"Yea if i was a chick i would totally bang him"

or...

"Why do i have the sudden urge to shove this broom up inside me?"
"Thats because there is a Manborn over there"
"Why thank you for the information good sir"
"No problem, now you and the broom go have fun and i totally wont be watching from over there with these binoculars"
"Thanks mister!"

by Manborn November 26, 2009

mactown brownie smusher

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.

God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014

dark mantonio

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.

Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.

by Mark Dantonio's dark mantonio December 4, 2011

manboob

Something that fat guys have, similar to a woman's breasts, but nowhere near as attractive

If you searched for this, you probably have manboobs.

by Freak July 28, 2003

mactoddler

noun: Derogatory term for a person who (often exclusively) uses Macintosh computers.

Gosh, did you hear that Lisa got yet another MacBook? She's such a mactoddler.

by Opusman November 29, 2016

Dorothy Mantooth

The mother of Wes Mantooth, from the movie Anchorman.

Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

by ccmetal555 July 25, 2006