manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

mantrap

An act performed during a threesome with three gay male participants. The man in the middle is penetrated on both ends, his mobility restricted by the simultaneous thrusts of his partners. This is often performed in a specially built enclosure with two glory holes on opposite walls. The enclosure is also often called a mantrap.

Bob was in a mantrap with John and Mike.

I'm thinking of checking out the new mantrap at the club tonight.

by bobwoodward November 21, 2009

manstrangulation

When a human with a penis commits or tries to commit suicide by tying a rope onto the soft penis head, under the ass crack, into the neck, then watches some filthy porn or something to get erected. Thus the erection causing the rope to tighten and choke or strangle the person to death.

Louis lost his construction job, and he was in a lot of pressure due to the bills, so he attempted manstrangulation, but he failed because his penis was less than 2 inches. Although he suffered minor cuts in his ass from the rope.

by Landlord666 April 10, 2009

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

manstrain

When i guy can't hold in his crap, and has no axxess to a bathroom, so he strains his hardest to hold everything in.

" Dude, can you hurry up I've got to manstrain to hold this in.

by im#1 November 10, 2011

manstracted

When a girl gets distracted on a mission by a cutie.

I was building an empire but I got manstracted by that cutie

by Grifford78 December 10, 2016