manpon

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Manposure

1. When a man is in full control of his testicles, and uses them to compose himself like a man
2. To in any facet or manner act like a boss (usually involving one's approach to the opposite gender)

"Dude! Stop acting like a bitch and find your manposure"
"I was repeatedly punched in the gut today; I didn't flinch though. Some milfs were watching and i needed to maintain my manposure"
- Creds to Glowackattack on that quote

by Buschmann November 4, 2010

Manhopper

Typically a girl before she become slut. This is usually the middle ground before becoming a slut. for example, in high school when a girl doesn't want to have sex but still crushes on multiple boys even though she has one or two other boyfriends. She promptly leaves any of them when she gets bored. They crave attention and usually restrain from sex to save their reputation.

Guy 1: So how is it with you and Lily?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I can't believe I ever fell for her because she was just another Manhopper
Guy 1: Yeah, that sucks...

by Lobster and Crab August 24, 2016

man-pop

Rock music movement which transends genre and encapsulates an attitude including unparalelled male bravado and positive machismo. In order to be considered man-pop, there are three criteria: 1. Said song must move the listener to be filled with "male pride" and a sense of belonging to a positive male future/environment. 2. Man-pop song should encourage the positive and rythmic pumping of clenched fist. 3. Man-pop song should compfortably be played or sung at locations and environments which encourage or are filled with male comraderie and behaviour, i.e. inside of locker rooms, inside automobiles, keg parties, sports bars etc.

Best examples of "Man-pop" artists include: Creed, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback.

Subcatagories include: Alterna-Man-Pop (Live, Stone Temple Pilots), Metal-Man-Pop (Disturbed, Ozzy, Staind), Lite-Man-Pop (Matchbox20, Semisonic, Vertical Horizon), Modern-Man-Pop (Nickelback, Creed), and Classic-Man-Pop (Lynrd Skynrd, Grand Funk Railroad, Foghat, Kiss, AC/DC).

by Dan Goncalves March 10, 2007

Manpon

Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo

by yoyo August 14, 2003

Manopause

A psychological condition in which a man in his mid to late 50s appears to have lost his mind and drives everyone around him insane with his crabbiness, irrationality, and flash temper. He may exhibit a "blame everyone else" approach when he is in the wrong. He may exhibit opinions that are completely opposite to what he used to have (ie. voting republican when he was a life long democrat or becoming a male chauvenistic pig when he always support women's liberation.)

"Mom, Dad just yelled at me for taking out the garbage. He said I was doing it wrong and got irrationally angry," said the teenaged daughter. "Yeah, he's in Manopause. Nothing he does makes sense anymore," said the mom.

by Daiseyheadmaisey August 5, 2008