Manipulator

People who trick others by twisting the facts and oftentimes turning people against each other. Makes themselves look like the good guy by making everyone else look bad. Often turns friends against each other using misinformation. The only way to discover a manipulator is by exposing their lies. They are two-faced, so all you have to do is tell their victims what the manipulator is saying. Warning: this will make you a target, although you probably already are. Their common tactics include pity parties and the blame game. Manipulators usually have a goal in mind.

Ashlyn: Shawn talked bad about Justin, but then blocked me and played with him instead. Later on, he had the gall to ask me if I would buy him a fortnite skin.
Michaela: Why would he do that?
Ashlyn: I dunno. I guess he's just a manipulator.

by River Lehang July 22, 2020

space-time manipulation

the most bad*** superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you're desperate enough, rewinding time

Example Sentence: "Don't make me use my space-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom's eggs."

by MrManlyMannyManMan September 29, 2012

Manipulatrix

A woman who uses her considerable feminine charm and powers of persuasion to convince co-workers (typically men) to do her dirty work and thankless tasks in the corporate world.

Guy #1: Man, why did you spend all night writing up that marketing plan? That's a beating and anyway, it's Stacey's job.
Guy #2: I couldn't help it, dude. I was under the spell of The Manipulatrix!

by Bearable Lightness July 31, 2009

Manipulate

Making someone do everything you say by showing how much you care for them.

Person 1: you're trying to manipulate me again!
Person 2, crying on command: wow, that actually really hurt my feelings...I can't believe you'd say something like that...
Person 1: w-wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! How about we...uh...go get some fast food?
Person 2: fine.

by APsychoBitch August 23, 2020

Manipulationship

a relationship where someone is being manipulated and controlled by their partner

a manipulating relationship - manipulationship

where one partner uses something against the other person (eg. emotional blackmail, violence or humiliation) to get the other person to do what they want

by Lix Smit October 28, 2009

manipulationship

a relationship based on where the other person can get you in your life, your career, or social strata.

in a manipulationship, you either play the people in your life to achieve your own evil outcomes, or you are played by the manipulator to achieve their end and to the detriment of you.

people who are star fuckers and only speak to people they think are in position of "power" in their professional sphere and ignore others.

"who is here? anyone worth talking to, i'm only into manipulationships".?"

"omg, josie is talking to that cleaner...is she insane..? "

by melzielee November 25, 2009

media manipulation

The practice of claiming that one or more media outlets lean to the left or right of politics in an underhanded effort to sell advertising for large corporate conglomerates. Often accompanied by the overt insinuation that 'normal' people are stupid and can't recognize any bias in any way or make their own decisions about the 'news.'

I sure wish I could tell if NPR or Fox news was biased or practiced media manipulation, but being such a dumb average American, they probobly know best. I'll let them tell me what to think.

by liz January 17, 2004