MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
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Yo bro, you must have a sandy mangina -- give it a rinse!
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Mangina is a hybridisation of gay male culture slang referring to a gay man’s anus to become a word describing a self-deprecating man who has become subservient to female culture. He blindly follows feminist culture and propaganda seeing himself as an advocate for women’s rights, but is more likely harbouring a deep resentment towards men. He inappropriately sees men as being violent and dominant something he can’t associate within himself thinking that he is a victim of male oppression too.
He may have been raised to think masculinity is inherently wrong. He may even subscribe to believes that he must be corrected by embracing his ‘feminine side’ to the point of losing his own identity. He may see being subservient to women as chivalry and be illogical when confronted with contradictory evidence. He may believe violence against women is more wide spread then what is scientifically proven.
The ‘Mangina’ is a self-imposed slave often seeing himself as a white knight when really is a he’s a doormat while supporting women's issues that may not even exist. These men are servile, week willed and may be effeminate themselves in social situations to the point that even gay men lose respect for him. Because of this he may fall deeper into what he perceives as female sensitivity when in reality it is likely that the women he hangs around with don’t care or have no respect for him despite for his efforts as a sensitive ‘nice guy’.
Mangina is a hybridisation of gay male culture slang referring to a gay man’s anus to become a word describing a self-deprecating man who has become subservient to female culture. He blindly follows feminist culture and propaganda seeing himself as an advocate for women’s rights, but is more likely harbouring a deep resentment towards men. He inappropriately sees men as being violent and dominant something he can’t associate within himself thinking that he is a victim of male oppression too.
He may have been raised to think masculinity is inherently wrong. He may even subscribe to believes that he must be corrected by embracing his ‘feminine side’ to the point of losing his own identity. He may see being subservient to women as chivalry and be illogical when confronted with contradictory evidence. He may believe violence against women is more wide spread then what is scientifically proven.
The ‘Mangina’ is a self-imposed slave often seeing himself as a white knight when really is a he’s a doormat while supporting women's issues that may not even exist. These men are servile, week willed and may be effeminate themselves in social situations to the point that even gay men lose respect for him. Because of this he may fall deeper into what he perceives as female sensitivity when in reality it is likely that the women he hangs around with don’t care or have no respect for him despite for his efforts as a sensitive ‘nice guy’.
Also may refer to;
• Male genitals tucked behind the legs in an attempt to mimic the appearance of a vagina.
• A term man-whores use to describe their 'he-pussy.'
see also
1. Pussy beggar
2. Vagina Worshipper
3. Pussy Fisher
1 Did you hear what that guy was saying?
2 Yeah he’s so pussy whipped that he is Mangina.
• Male genitals tucked behind the legs in an attempt to mimic the appearance of a vagina.
• A term man-whores use to describe their 'he-pussy.'
see also
1. Pussy beggar
2. Vagina Worshipper
3. Pussy Fisher
1 Did you hear what that guy was saying?
2 Yeah he’s so pussy whipped that he is Mangina.
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