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Mancamping

A camping trip where only gay or curious straight men go camping without sleeping bags for the purpose of sleeping inside of each other.

In order to mancamp properly you must only sleep inside of another man. No sleeping bags allowed, only penal/rectal heat and friction can be used for heating purposes. A Hot Carl or Golden Shower can only be used in life and death situations for heating.
When the 19 year old whores asked if they could go camping with Brian, he replied, "Sorry girls, we are going MANCAMPING. The only ass I want to sleep in is MAN-ASS!! We will snuggle up all night and sleep inside of each other!"
by Aaron Neff February 8, 2008
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manscaping

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble
by Audrey pawdry July 13, 2006
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Mancamping

A badass outdoor activity for those confident in their heterosexuality to partake in. Chilling in the backyard of someone or guerilla camping with improvised shelter. Often accompanied by movie watching and/or copious amounts of alcohol and firearms or airsoft guns. Affirming your manliness through survival skills + catching food is a plus.
After our backpacking trip up the AT had to be scrapped because Bob had drill for his job in the 19th Special Forces Group we ended up mancamping on his 10 acre property and built a trick lean-to to keep out the snow.
by PvtParts August 22, 2012
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Manscaping

Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.
1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."
by kid2will October 16, 2013
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Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."
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by G-Union February 21, 2004
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Manscaping

to shave or trim ones cackjewfro. aka (frizzy bush on gential area/a jewish chode.)
Manscaping: any jewish penis.
by sexiimexii22 December 14, 2010
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ManCamping

Extreme camping, misadventures and shenanigans that can only occur when men get together and are left unsupervised with large volumes of alcohol.

Camping without essential equipment, due to intoxicated planning or total lack there of.
How did the axe end up through your leg? Well... We were ManCamping when....
by Davey1976 September 17, 2017
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