Mahogany Slide

PooP Shoot or the Ass Hole

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!

by PFARM April 28, 2006

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

mahogany slide

Poop chute. The Butthole.

Joel had Diahrrea steaming out of his mahogany slide.

by pentekno2 May 9, 2006

mahogany homis

The highest level of "homis"

Someone who is truly stupid, at a high level

You sir are a "mahogany homis"

by THUNDER_BUDDIE71 June 7, 2014

mahoganying

When you do woodwork with your genitals

Dan: gee Marcus my shaft really hurts
Marcus: you shouldn't have been mahoganying so hard last night

by Mister Dave man January 19, 2018

Mahogany Moonbeam

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.

While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam

by Project FICON January 24, 2020

mahogany

Used to describe romance between two women, also used to mean girls that are friends but occasionally act like lesbians-comes from "purple" meaning a guy (blue) and a girl (red) therefore 2 reds make mahogany - can also be used as a verb: mahoganying

1) Jenna and Vivian were totally mahogany last night..are they lesbians?
2) Dude I totally saw two chicks mahoganying at the bar last night!

by indigoChild7 September 11, 2009