Malachy

A word used to define a young (usually) male, who looks older than his age and has a very well presented body, found attractive by women, gay men and straight men.

"That bloke was so Malachy!"

"Dude did you see that guy at the beach yesterday?"
"Yeah... The Mal? Juicy as hey!"

by wrathchild March 7, 2008

Malachi

Beautiful blonde/brown hair, pretty eyes, a well-built body and a bubbly personality. Malachi is pretty smart, and does football, basketball, and snowboarding. He appreciates his friends and likes messing with people. He is loyal and doesn't take shit from nobody. When he doesn't like someone he isn't afraid to admit it, and he tries not to get involved in any fights. Pretty much hangs out with everyone and likes to spend time with his family. He has goals and he doesn't like to hurt people mentally or physically. He is gorgeous and amazing. He's Malachi.

Girl: Damn he's hot. Who is that?
Girl #2: He's Malachi!

by hot77 October 23, 2013

Malachia

Malachia's are very beautiful people, they're smart, generous, and amazing even though they've been through a lot they still care about the people closest to them. They never make someone feel bad for the way they are or the way they feel. They are very beautiful on the inside and the out, and are always there for the people that matter most to them. Everyone should have a malachia, they're the most incredible thing that's on this earth since sliced bread.

Malachia's are literally people I'd die for, no joke.

by AmazingSpork April 30, 2020

Mallachi

Mallachi is a great cuddler and good at boning too. His penis is bigger than his phone. He’s very smexy too. He loves everyone 3000. And he can be pretty inappropriate. Also I’m on call with him rn as I am typing this. He’s also pretty hot. And he’s MY bestfriend. He also makes everyone who sees him but right away.

Mallachi is so steamy hot it makes me nut when he walks towards me. (I fixed the typos)

by Mallachisbsf May 27, 2019

Malachi

Coolest kid on the block that can bang anyone’s mom and sister and can still anyone’s girlfriend

Malachi is usually fucking your mom

by Andrei Bernal February 1, 2019

Malachy

Malachy;meanings Great penis in size large six pack and very Attracted by women with the name Isabella. The male also has great hair and big muscles.

Women,"The Malachy was sexy, I wish I had one for a boyfriend."

by Isabella Battiston January 13, 2016

Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018