Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Millennial

A condescending name for people who are in their early 20s to their mid 30s. Often used by older insecure dipshits who always calls them lazy and thinks their childhood was better just because they grew up with tvs that you had to stand up and walk over to just to change the channel.

Old baby bitch shit stain- Man when will this generation get better, their is nothing good about this generation.

Millennial- When will we get better? Well when your generation dies off we will have something good happen for once, how about that.

by Crediblesea November 18, 2018

Millennial Mold

The trend adopted by people reaching adulthood around the turn of the 21st century to cover their arms, legs, torso, neck and face in blue/black tattoos, which from a distance, can look like some kind of hideous skin condition.

“Hey, look at that chick over there. She is hot!”

“Nah man, too much millennial mold!”

by JimmyFuego June 5, 2022

Millennial

no house... no money... just avocado

sorry for being such a millennial but no house no money just avocado

im not a weeaboo im a millennial

nico nico student loans

by ThePandaTARDIS September 15, 2017

Millennial

Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 are considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward will be part of a new generation

“Millennial are changing the shape of the world”

by C2theE July 30, 2018

Millennial Generation

The American generation succeeding Generation X. They are named as such due to their coming-of-age at around the turn of the millenium in some way, shape, or form. A realistic time frame would be early 1980s to mid 1990s. Given that 9/11 was the defining moment of this generation, anyone too young to remember or not born yet would be grouped into the Homeland Generation. Some sources put the end of the Millennial Generation as late as 2003, but as I just said, this is an amazingly meaningless definition.

I was 17 and watching the Twin Towers fall from a TV blaring over the rumble of students in my high school cafeteria.

My little cousin born in 1998 was 3 years old, barely out of diapers and will remember 9/11 like I remember the Challenger exploding.

And we're the same generation?

by Born in the 1984 January 27, 2005

woke millennials

People who thinks they can reject the system as a whole and live their own life, normally are rebellious and hates the government.

These woke millennials cares about nothing more than themselves
God help these people and the future of humanity

by CuriousWanderer May 2, 2019