Malarkey Meter 

One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.

My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.

Malarkey Meter by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Malarkey stick 

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

Malarkey stick by Venomhead January 28, 2019

bull-malarkey 

Old person slang for Bullshit-crap-on-a-stick. Often used in polite company instead of any swear world.

Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.

Mr. President, all due respect, but this is complete bull-malarkey!

bull-malarkey by Bob diddlebach January 8, 2016

cut the malarkey 

cease the horseplay now

Sean cut the malarkey

cut the malarkey by Seanne October 1, 2006

Darky Malarkey 

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

Darky Malarkey by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023

fakakta malarkey 

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.

I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey

fakakta malarkey by Neko713 June 5, 2013

festive malarkey 

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

festive malarkey by guruwong May 13, 2005