testicular flatulovibration majora

When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles

After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!

by AssChief March 11, 2024

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.

by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012

Major Tom

It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.

Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.

by Doses of Happiness June 30, 2019

c major lips

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.

A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.

by jishbuns January 23, 2017

major depression

I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.

I have major depression

by mileslikesmemes January 6, 2018

Major Theorem

The concept that the triangle is the most powerful element

John: Hey what did we do in math today?
Willie: We learned about the Major Theorem.

by cb8812 February 27, 2017

Majira

When a furry removes their fursuit paws to have better dexterity. Named after {Majira Strawberry, a famous YouTube furry personality who is noted for removing his paws to use his phone in many videos.

Also known as "ruining the magic" or "breaking the magic".

"Did you see that foxcoon on his phone?"
"Did he pull a Majira?"

by Colby Pup June 7, 2018