majaiku

Ancient Greeks used the term "majaiku" to describe the taste of an untasty food.

That chicken is so majaiku! Don't eat it!

by Joshua Huang May 1, 2004

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

mijack

When one is cornered (hijacked) by one's mother and bombarded with questions or unwanted observations.

This can be a noun or a verb (ie. one can mijack or be mijack but also one may experience a mijack).

"Man! I got mijacked so hard last night."

"That was a serious mijack."

by Robin Gallagher May 23, 2007

Manackage

A man's package in the nude.

I love the feel of my manackage when im sky diving.

by Digital April 11, 2003

mijacked

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

by Roboon May 25, 2007

manjack

A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.

"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

Mojack

Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.

Border patrol was chasing a group of mojacks across the desert.

by Daniel Castro October 17, 2006