Mastabbatical

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.

"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."

by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013

mastabruise

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 15, 2009

mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

mastable

CBT

Mastable} {CBT}

by dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 9, 2020

maitake

Also written マイ武 , it’s the name of the ship between Mikey and Takemichi from the anime Tokyo Revengers

synonyms : takemikey, takemai, mitake

- what’s your favorite ship ?
- definitely maitake, i love their dynamic

by raenyun November 29, 2021

maitane

Maitane is the prettiest girl alive

oh you don't know maitane?? She's the prettiest girl alive!

by w0w69w0w420 January 21, 2023

Rorisang Matabane

A cool young handsome young smart man with a sense of HUMOR

And gets girls easily
He usually gets girls with his charm or his humour
Although at the end of the day he's a bitch
🤪

I am a Rorisang Matabane ,which means praise

by Lilikhaya June 11, 2020