Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.

a perfect circle,Tool

by Sarah Kathryn,22, just another Aries born and raised in Ravenna,Ohio May 6, 2004

maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.

Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."

by APropist July 15, 2011

Maynard James Keenan

The God of my religion...music.

I worship Maynard James Keenan.

by Danielle February 20, 2004

Maynarded

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.

Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017

Maynard James Keenan

the light of this generation, a fellow human who has the balls to be himself thru art.

ummm,have u been to a show?

by Melissa H. March 11, 2004

maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music

Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent

by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003

maynardville

A nice small town 20 miles north of knoxville tn, a beautiful small town with goood whiskey if you know who to talk to, it only has 3 red lights and alot of people call the residents racist but hey we got a mexican resteraunt

man 1: what you doing tonight?
man 2: taking the ol lady to that new mexican place in maynardville
man 1: cool i heard its nice

by kella454 January 5, 2011