Magnus

The greatest name to ever been said or seen. If you see a Magnus marry them.

Hey did you see the name Magnus is awesome!
Omg I am soooo naming my kid Magnus!

by Psoeirhrjehjd January 16, 2020

Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!

"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"

by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

magsafe

When your girl gets so horny around you she sticks to your small dick.

Baby your such a MagSafe

by Sucacock October 12, 2021

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Dirty Magnus

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.

Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?

by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

Siobhan Magnus

-One of the Top 10 of American Idol Season 9

-from Cape Cod, Massachusetts

-former vocalist of Lunar Valve

-the female adam lambert

-SIOBHAN MAGNUS IS THE ART OF SCREAMING AND BELTING OUT HIGH NOTES

Mom: hey why don't you join some singing competitions? you can really make Siobhan Magnus real good

Me: hell no! I'm more of Tim Urban haha *squirm*

by aluminum_alloy May 1, 2010

Maggsied

1. To drink untill the point of blacking out yet some how not. Generally results in forgeting about the entire night.

2. Wanting to get drunk.

3. Getting a party started by drinking.

Person 1: last night was a great night.
Person 2: WTF!! how Maggsied were you?

I'm getting so maggsied tonight to forget today.

Large group of people shouting: LETS GET MAGGSIED!!!

by Mr thingogo January 13, 2011