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Moonlight and magnolia 

Refers to the romanticization of the pre-civil war south. The term alludes to soft lighting and flower scents. It has evolved as a synonym for "euphemism."
Allegedly, the phrase was coined by the writers of "Gone With The Wind" to descibe the scene at Twelve Oaks when the confederates found out that war had been declared. It refers to the men's eagerness to battle and the women's eagerness to 'claim' their confederate soldier before he left.
"You can drop the moonlight and magnolia, Scarlett!

So things have been going well at Tara, have they?"
-Rhett Butler, Gone with the wind

(When Scarlett wore a dress made of green velvet drapes to Atlanta to try and get money from Rhett to pay taxes on her home, Tara, she smiled sweetly and claimed to have eveything she cold hope for and "not a care in the world." Rhett noticed her hands, calloused from picking cotton, and knew she was lying.)
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Magnolia Elementary School

Everyone thinks they’re the shit until they realize they’re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.
Have you heard of Magnolia Elementary School?
Of course I have with all of it’s drama

magnolia 

The baddest project in New Orleans. Home of Mystikal.
Them boyz got their wigs split talkin shit in the nolia (Magnolia).

Magnolia Wedding 

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.

Magnolia 

A neighborhood in Seattle, minutes from downtown. Many great aspects to it including the Village, nice houses, a boulevard, a sweet view of the Sound.
(Reps the 206)
Yeah, I live in Magnolia.
Damn, I miss Magnolia.
Greatest place on Earth? Magnolia.
Magnolia by revoohdivad January 19, 2009

Squeal Magnolias

A movie for people who like to squeal
"What's your favorite movie, Squeal Magnolias?"

Magnolia 

A suburb of Houston right outside The Woodlands where the parents didn't want their kids going to The Woodlands High School and they thought moving out to Magnolia on their one and two acre lots building theirs homes out their they were protecting their children from the drugs, alcohol, and sex in The Woodlands.

The people of Magnolia either don't have enough money to live in The Woodlands or don't want to. The main high school Magnolia High School is full of a bunch of wannabees everyone smokes pot and parties and comes to school hungover. The school itself tries to portray itself as good with the principal stating it's a great day to be alive and being told we're striving "to be the best district in the state of Texas" yet they do whatever they want they don't care one kid can get in a fight and not get a ticket the next one will they have bull attendance policies.
Magnolia - "friendliness of a small town" with access to big city