Revenge of Madame PeePee

when you have to pay to use the bathroom you make it a point to piss everywhere except in the toilet/urinel

"Hey Jimmy, 30 cents says you can't hit the top of the mirror"

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

Nutty Madam

someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight

Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!

by I Dont Like Twilight! <3 November 20, 2009

madam

They aren't prostitutes, more like female pimps who in many countries their main job is to provide women for men. They pretty much find or gather prostitutes and "sell" them.

My mother-in-law was a madam (literally).

by SARA1 December 29, 2009

Madman

A male of any age who continually rages in a social setting. This person tends to be extremely successful with members of both sexes and is often the life of the party wherever he goes.

The party was kind of lame. Then this madman came in with some smoke shows and started getting everyone involved in upside down Margaritas.

by AllSooTrue July 19, 2013

madame

From the French "Ma dame" ("my lady"), a respectful title for a woman of high social status.

Not the same thing as a madam, a woman who runs a brothel; a madam is something quite different from madame.

"Ce qui toi indispose, madame?"
("What upsets you, my lady?")

by Lorelili March 19, 2006

madam

a former prostitute who now runs her own escort service by hiring hookers and pimps

I was a streewalker but ever since last year I am a madam and i make better $$$

by kira March 19, 2004

Madame Mu

ladies private part, vagina, pussy

you move up and down on me slowly, the wetness of Madame Mu runs between my legs . . .

by sad chimp February 18, 2011