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metronome

n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.
by Renee April 17, 2004
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Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.
"I practice with a metronome twice a day."
by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010
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Macrogamer

A computer program (written by Josh Bolton aka Toady) used for recording mouse and keyboard events in real time within a computer game. The recorded macro can then be played back at anytime with just the press of a single key that is binded to that particular macro.
Gamer 1: "Geez this game is too complicated, too many keys to press".
Gamer 2: "Hey, you should just record all that crap with Macrogamer and play it back by just pressing one key".
Gamer 1: "That sounds like a great idea, now I wont get carpotunnel!"
by Toady111222 April 2, 2009
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macrometa

Global class of media macros.
"Molemem" is the macrometa for the global class of macros dealing with dark gothic culture, as well as cave exploration, blindness, long fingernails and toenails, as well as anything concerning moles or anything concerning the behavior and attributes of moles.
by molemem June 11, 2011
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meatronome

n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.

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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?

God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome
by public_ice November 5, 2013
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Macromoney

The money you save up for a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese when you are really broke.
"Do you have any food?"
"No, Im broke."
"Just go to the store and get some Kraft with the macromoney"
"Oh yeah"
by mariska&feargalswords November 4, 2016
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macromechaphilia

An attraction to large machines such as large bicycles, wide motor vehicles, huge helicopters, enormous ships, and commercial airplanes. Though most countries do not directly address macromechaphilia, mechaphilia in general is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.
I like big boats, and I cannot lie. In fact I'm probably a macromechaphiliac
by SweatyPPextendo February 2, 2021
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