McCockeyed

The look you give a big mac after losing your fleshlight

I went to mcdonalds at 2 AM but had to leave because the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and wouldn't take my order

by jjlaupixie August 22, 2021

suck a ma cock

Oooooooo ya

I want you to suck a ma cock

by Wood all da way June 1, 2017

Macochist

A person who buys a Mac computer with previous knowledge of their performance.

Meredith: I so hate this new laptop I bought.
Chuck: What'd you do, buy a Mac?
Meredith: Um...maaayyyybeeee....
Chuck: You macochist!

by dangzitjim5723 June 28, 2011

madcock

A hairy man with a massive raging penis. Not to be messed around with due to the fact of how many pull ups and push ups he can due

Hey madcock!

by Sirblackhand November 1, 2017

Macockma

Out of the ordinary body part, can be any part of the body.

"Oh my god giddy-up look at the macockma on that!!!..."

by Holmah May 9, 2006

Mancock

The penis of a man (not a transgendered individual) that is desired by straight females after a night of drinking.

Liz likes big mancock!

by mancocklover March 23, 2009

macockinator

I giant flying flying cock that attacks those named Mackenzie

Mackenzie! i can't believe your still alive! i though the macockinator got you!

by Chet Ubetcha October 21, 2010