Maidenhead

An upper-middle class, Tory town in Berkshire, UK, that is part of the constituency of Maidenhead and Windsor. Maidenhead borders the village of Bray, which is a seriously wealthy village (wealthier than Maidenhead). Maidenhead is also a 10-minute drive to Windsor Castle.

It's all very pretty, very historic, very clean, very rich, and very pleased with itself.

"My parents have been saving up for 10 years to afford a house in Maidenhead!"

by olgatolga October 31, 2012

Maidenless

A term originating in the 2022 title "Elden Ring". An NPC calls the main character maidenless. It is another way of calling someone single, or a virgin.

You however, are maidenless.

by EmperorOfTheVeldezi March 10, 2022

iron maiden

An immensely popular metal band that hails from England, known for their high standard of musicianship, dramatic live performances, and off-kilter lyrical themes. The guitar duo of Adrian Smith and Dave Murray is arguably without equal when it comes to leads, solos, and harmonies. While their prime was roughly two decades ago, their 21st century albums are still first-rate efforts and easily lay all that mainstream junk to waste. Like any other band, they have their detractors, most of whom have precious little knowledge of music.

Iron Maiden are an exemplary band.

by Robert the Bruce April 14, 2005

Mladen

If you know someone named liked that, that means you are extremely lucky. You have met an amazing person(try not to lose them 'cause sometimes they are Gemini). They are really hot. You would probably be fucked by one, but it's not that easy.

Example: PERSON 1:OMG, have you already seen the new boy?! HE IS NAMED MLADEN

PERSON 2: OMG, he must be really hot.

by MmMcOol November 23, 2019

Maiden Oil

pussy juice

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"

by zugzwang3 September 4, 2010

iron maiden

1.A british heavy metal band formed in 1976, considered by many to be the best band ever (I agree) however some people just cannot cut the awesome metal sound that is iron maiden, and for that i pity them. There live gigs are the best shows you will ever go to, they are also an influence on almost every heavy metal band in the last 25 years (including metallica).
2. A during device popular during the 1600s (imagine a coffin with nails in it)
3. A british doom metal banded formed in 1964... no really...

1. maiden kicked ass at reading festival
2. take them to the iron maiden!... for torture!
3. wow, didnt know that

by maiden_fan_666 December 28, 2005

John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.

Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.

by Guschdas November 13, 2007