Meddy Beddy

A type of medicine used worldwide to help regain lost health points from combat. While it gains more medicinal properties than bandages, it takes a much longer time to use and could cause the loss of a victory royal on the battlefield

That shit look like a Meddy Beddy

by Meddy Beddy April 6, 2021

Middy

Middy is another slang word for missus/girlfriend. Commonly used in NZ and Aussie.

Caleb: Oh bro, is that your middy?
Steve: Sure as hell is!

by rainbowchick October 15, 2012

muddy bootprint

Aka muddy boot- the darkened skin that radiates outward from the vagina at the center of a woman's inner thighs until the typical skin of the body is attained.

He had only gone down on girls with lily-white skin before Esmerelda, and was jarred by unexpected sight of a muddy bootprint. He descended into the dark abyss with trepidation.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

Muddy Cup

Styrofoam cup filled with purple drank.

Keep that crys, pass me a muddy cup!

by Bryan Donton July 16, 2009

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

muddy trident

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.

Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009