by ndrndr October 8, 2008
Get the lube disguise mug.Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.
We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.
by KY Rider December 16, 2008
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Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009
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When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
Girl 1: So Paul, did you bring the good stuff?
Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?
Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!
Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!
Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?
Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!
Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!
by David Becks August 19, 2008
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Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
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Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
by Abtou April 13, 2009
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Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.
-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.
-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
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