A rare and often attempted sex act.
During said act , a male inserts his penis into a flatulent female partners anus, at which point the female attempts to fart whilst the males penis in still inserted. With nowhere else for the fart gas to go, it enters the males dick hole. At this point, the male removes his penis from the womans anus, and farts the womans own fart gas back out from his dick hole.
During said act , a male inserts his penis into a flatulent female partners anus, at which point the female attempts to fart whilst the males penis in still inserted. With nowhere else for the fart gas to go, it enters the males dick hole. At this point, the male removes his penis from the womans anus, and farts the womans own fart gas back out from his dick hole.
Rob: Hey man, what'd you do last night?
James: Me and my woman tried pulling off a Queen Latifah last night, but she ended up shitting all over my dick.
Rob: Bummer.
James: Me and my woman tried pulling off a Queen Latifah last night, but she ended up shitting all over my dick.
Rob: Bummer.
by KWLONGBEAST August 30, 2009
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Joe- "you never know how many dry leaves you can eat until you jump over an anorexic cow"
Rob- "LTIF"
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Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Pony Boy: laifuita
Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!
Shitwad: la-looooooool!!
Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!
Shitwad: ho-HUH!
Pony Boy: GTFOH!
Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!
Shitwad: la-looooooool!!
Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!
Shitwad: ho-HUH!
Pony Boy: GTFOH!
by infiniti April 4, 2005
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Loyal , cant cook but has a good heart
Loyal , cant cook but has a good heart
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