local smokies 

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

local smokies by Nick D March 7, 2005

local summer

the last month of summer after tourists leave the jersey shore

Mary hates when the shore is crowded with New Yorkers, so she waits until Local Summer to sit on the beach and enjoy the sun.

local summer by jerseyshorelocal September 8, 2010

Lakota Local Schools 

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

Lakota Local Schools by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021

Local Stan 

-Someone who is very problematic and stans Selena Gomez,Taylor Swift,Justin Bieber, Post Malone,basically any country singer, and other lame bitches . A local stan’s favorite show is probably 13 Reasons Why or Riverdale & they most likely thing Rihanna and Beyonce are overrated.

-Some bullshit whomever runs the US Netflix Twitter account made up to try and seem relevant.

Local “stans” only support lame bitches, they’re so problematic.

I can’t believe Netflix made up Local Stans,how Iconic.

Local Stan by Flawess_babee July 14, 2018

Lobal sex 

to have sex with someones gaged ear lobe. the only possible way of have ear sex.

- that girl is so slutty she prolly even takes it in the ear.
- in the ear?!? is that even possible?
- yeah in the ear lobes, its called lobal sex.

Lobal sex by dave. The Man March 9, 2008

local sausage 

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

local sausage by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

Local send nudes day 

May 15 is local send nudes day. Unlike the April 18th national send nudes day the local version is shared only amongst communities. This means your are not allowed to send nudes to people in other countries or states, but only amongst your friends and acquaintances

Guy 1: I heard its national send nudes day coming up
Guy 2: no, it's local send nudes day

Local send nudes day by Un1mog June 4, 2018