Lowell, Michigan

A pretty nice town that has some really dumb wanna be red necks in it that sport confederate flags, and say it is because of "Southern pride" When they live in the fucking north.

"That person lives in the middle of town, on main street but has one bale of hay in their front yard, we must be in Lowell, Michigan"

by Annoyed resident of Lowell April 27, 2009

Lowell High School

A Nazi high school in San Francisco full of Asians. Mostly Chinese who cry when they get the first F of their life on a math test that they should be taking in college. Hated by every other school in San Francisco because it owns every other school in sports. Has about 4 black people per grade, at least 2 of them half something else. If you go to Lowell High School, you don't go a day without hearing "I can't I gotta study for my Chinese test!" Yet even through all the torture and pain of getting a B to get into Berkley they say you have a better chance to get into a school like that. Also if you can not solve a Rubiks Cube under 5 minutes you should not being going to Lowell HS.

If you go to LHS, you have urges to:
1. Correct misspelled words in the bathroom stalls.
2. Sit in your room on the computer for about half the day to all day.
3. Do what you are doing right now
4. Have Yellow Fever
5. Know Mr. Axt is older then the school itself.

Non-Lowell kid: Dude you going to that awesome party tonight
Lowell High School kid: No I got to study for my Chinese test tomorrow.
Non-Lowell kid: But you had one 3 times this week.
Lowell High School Kid: I know! I got lucky this week!

by SayAnything_ButThat July 4, 2008

lowell catholic high school

Currupt P.O.S. school where they only want your money

Bro my principle at Lowell catholic high school is fake

by Bigb1254 September 18, 2017

Lowell-A-Bama

With regards to Lowell, Indiana. It is making a derogatory, yet comical, connection between the Southern state Alabama, and its population, with the locals of Lowell. A man named Willy, who happens to have one eye, coined the phrase along with Cedar Tucky (Cedar Lake) and Crownissippi (Crown Point). All three of these towns have a unique population of hillbillies, due to the labor migration from the South up to the North in seek of Mill jobs in Gary and Whiting.

In closing, if you'd like to see a real, authentic NASCAR tire as a tire swing, naked babies running in the rain, or pigs in the front yard... Just venture on up to the most northern Southern places in the United States... The 219

If you are driving down Commercial Avenue and see a little shop called Lions Den... You might be in Lowell-A-Bama

by 6ft Ray April 8, 2008

lowell indiana

a small town in NW Indiana, founded by Malvin Halsted, named after his hometown of Lowell, MA. Known for our incredible football teams and corn. the lowell red devils took state in 2005, and 2nd place at state in 2007!

i live in lowell indiana.

by K_itty Kate March 24, 2008

Lowell Slut

A girl, 18-25 residing in Lowell, MA that: wears hoop earings; is latina (or is not but seems like it--e.g., white with decent tan, etc.); generally sleeps around a lot; overly flirty; with caked-on make-up and exaggerated gum chewing. Lip-gloss is another huge one, perhaps even the second most important next to the trademark hoop earings. Another thing to make of note of the Lowell Slut is the fact that while they might be about average looking, the accessories (e.g., make-up, trashy clothing) counter this fact and the sluttiness of the Lowell Slut is generally a turn-on for most.

Woah, look at that Lowell Slut at the front desk of the Y. The hoop earings are a total giveaway.

by fredvaughn July 10, 2007

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

by Mike Sig December 9, 2008