Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

by gottaclue October 15, 2004

oompa loompa dick

Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"

Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.

by MastaCDawg July 19, 2016

Rare lookin'

A Northern Irish term for someone who looks weird and unusual.

Max: Did you see that wee boy there now?
Sam: Aye, he's rare lookin'!

by DarknessOblivion March 30, 2009

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011

He do be looking fresh doe

He looks kinda cute though in a cool way

He do be looking fresh doe

by Mrgodboydude March 13, 2020

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Good Looking Out

The act of watching out for someone in their best interest.

Dude 1: Hey man, I saw you weren't in class today. I took notes for you.
Dude 2: Thanks man. Good looking out!

by Adam Bicksler August 8, 2008