Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos
Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos
Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles
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The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.
Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.
While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.
He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.
While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.
He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
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