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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong 

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
The Coolest Dude that ever lived, And the Coolest dude that ever will live. His Best Friend is Nick.
Landon S. Rules Nicholas A. Droolz Autumn H. Laid an Egg
Landon S. by Ghostbuster910 May 2, 2022

London Syndrome

The complete resistance of hostages to comply willingly with the demands and requests of their captors.

A phenomenon which is the opposite of the Stockholm syndrome (wherein hostages form bonds of empathy and sympathy with their captors to an extreme degree and may even defend their captors' actions.)
LONDON SYNDROME: "After a hostage situation in London, the London syndrome was born which described hostages refusal to comply with the demands of their captors."
London Syndrome by avarocava May 15, 2018

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital
Landon’s penis by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

London Syndrome

-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!

-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
London Syndrome by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006

london spitfire

london spitfire are the best owl team’
london spitfire by cal.b October 21, 2018