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Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018
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Logistic

Hilarious; tends to be used in a group linked to Michigan
Bruh, that joke was so logistic.”
by Loyalixre August 17, 2019
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Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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Logisticate

to provide the vision and overall direction for a task that will be completed by other people.
The Laundry will be picked up, sorted, pretreated, washed, dried, folded, pressed, hung and then delivered same day as per your wishes, but I'll be sure to check in with the team ahead of time to logisticate.
by David Noblez January 13, 2009
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Logistical

A word commonly used by dumbfucks in place of the word "logical".
Girl: Stalking usually comes before anal rape.
Boy: Well, if you want to be logistical about it...
by Philstan January 16, 2009
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lobgistics

the art of transporting lobster and other seafood from New England to other parts of the country via a cooler and commercial aircraft.
The UPS store wouldn't ship my 70 lb. cooler of lobster, so i checked it like luggage. Lobgistics was born.
by conwayTN November 7, 2006
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Logistics

If anything didn't go as planned, that's where it failed.
I'm sorry it didn't go as planned, I just couldn't figure out the logistics
by bob blobbers January 20, 2022
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