Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

Lafayette Hood

Where you fall asleep to Mac-10 fire on a regular basis. Here, only the true ganstas use the street term for the toughest section of Montgomery County, Lafayette Hill.

You always feel safer in Conshohocken then the hood, Lafayette Hood.

by Johnny B. Gangster November 3, 2011

fly loaf

Any food that looks or tastes gross.

Man, that pie was fly loaf.

by Amalja July 6, 2011

Lafang

A term used by homos such as Aveuki or Hira.
Lafang has no public meaning! It is what it is - lafang IS lafang.

My lafang is well buttered!

May I butter your lafang??!!
Colb is fat.

by veotai February 14, 2022

Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.

"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.

by mitbong January 5, 2013

West Lafayette Jr Sr High

That one school where everyone's a nerd and nothing is fun cause there's nothing illegal going on. Half the students are asian and doesn't give a fuck about football.

But the pranks are extra.

Everyone from West Lafayette Jr Sr High are nerds with a 4.0 GPA.

by Dare Dare April 22, 2018

Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010