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Lloydminster

A sexual act coined for the Canadian City by the same name.

Lloydminster sits on the border between Canadian provinces Alberta and Saskatchewan much like the Taint sits between the Asshole and the Vagina.

The sexual act of "The Lloydminster" involves a running start and jumping followed by a downward thrust with an erect penis into the taint of your partner effectively destroying the tissue and muscle of the taint performing an at home episiotomy.
"Patrick was tired of nutting in the same old clown hole so he straight up Lloydminster'd his old lady last night."
by Patrick's Taint Destroyer December 6, 2021
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Aaron Lloyd Fuller

A revolutionary when it comes to deflecting politics-related questions in the classroom, Magister (teacher) Fuller has been teaching Latin for over a decade. A hand with the firmness of wet spaghetti in the classroom, he models his teaching style after the Romans, if the Romans had the body structure of a turtle and had never seen a woman. While he may claim he is married with two kids, a little known fact is that his wife married him out of pity and hired two method actors to play their offspring. He is a virgin.
"Ah man, who do you have for 7th period?"

"Aaron Lloyd Fuller, i gotta learn how to be a autodidact."
by gaydragon69 December 14, 2022
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Lloyd irving

The main character in Tales of Symphonia. I say main because most of the story you wil be playing as him and based around him ( and colette ) but some people may disagree with that. He has twin blades and has an ass kicking devil arms.
Lloyd Irving: Lets go colette!
Colette: *falls* Whoops sorry
*A new shorcut appears*
Lloyd: I wonder whats in here...
*Big long explanation on what may be in there*
Lloyd: Right then let's go!
by T-baa December 31, 2005
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Lloyd Irving

The main character of Tales of Symphonia for the Gamecube made by Namco. His weapon is/are twin blades which have a stable balanced method of attack for the game's real time, player active gameplay. His personality is logical, but only in matters of fighting. He has a kind and sympathetic outlook on others and always works for what is right living his life by the Dwarven Vows, seeing as he was adopted and raised by a dwarf named Dirk. In the span of the game, Lloyd betters the lives of many in need and saves the world from complete destruction using the force of his Mother's Cruxis Crystal, a higher form of Exsphere, called the Angelus Project.
Lloyd Irving helped save Sylvarant and Tethe'alla.
by Christian Cruz November 24, 2006
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Lloyd Mentality

A blame everyone but yourself, friends or family attitude. Everything is always someone else's fault except one's self, family for friends. Always looking for scapegoats to explain personal shortcomings and failures.
Donna's son, Jacob is showing a lack of interest in school and is not performing well. He rarely pays attention and never takes notes in class. When his mother confronted him about this, he blamed his teacher. Donna wrote to the principal and asked for the teacher to be removed. Lloyd mentality is very common now-a-days. It's easier than taking responsibility for yourself.
by Lopz August 12, 2012
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Night Lloyd

Something you say when someone says they're going but takes ages to do so...
Bill: Right im going
Bill: lol thats funny.... right time to go
Bill: Anyone there?...
Bob: Night Lloyd!!
Bill: Oh hey Bob!
Bill: NIGHT LLOYD!
by informedmember February 20, 2010
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Jacob Lloyd

Jacob Lloyd is a true god. He is a strong leader. Every one listens to him. Everyone preaches him. Girls often fall for him.
by Thefoot1233 October 24, 2016
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