Lithuania

You can find this pretty country in the centre of Europe. Lithuania is famous for making very delicious beer, hot girls and good basketball team.Although there are much more famous things but these 3 are the most important ones.
Lithuanians should thank for some nations (for example: for SSRS, Poland) for the breaking own Lithuanian's past.
The language of Lithuania is established as one of the most euphonious in the world.
Capital - Vilnius

English: I love you Lithuania, my Motherland!
The same in Lithuanian: As tave myliu Lietuva, Tevyne mano!

by axellis June 11, 2006

Lithuania

An ex-soviet state who hate Russia and will kick your ass in basketball. Also, they drink so much their digestive systems acid turns into mead. Don't fuck around with a Lithuanian. They are SUPER patriotic.

Person 1: Who the hell is that guy shooting half-courts whilst drinking beer!?
Person 2: He's Lithuanian.

by 69_Pawnshop_69 April 22, 2021

Lithuania

Lithuania is a beautiful country and its surounded by water, latvia, belarus, russia and poland.

David: Hey did you ever go to lithuania

Carl: No, why

David: Because its awesome

by Godman447 August 26, 2019

LithuaniaMan

A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams

OMG Look, you scored in the worst league, you remind me of a LithuaniaMan

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.

"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"

by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018

Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

by Gus the fister June 29, 2020

the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018