Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011

Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.

Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...

by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018

lithuanian lip dance

When a very experienced prostitute performs oral sex.

Dude! That lithuanian lip dance at the bachelor party felt so good!

by acidic junk! December 11, 2011

Lithuanian beaver

female version of dutch rutter. Another person controlling a female's masturbatory pace by moving her hand for her.

Although rare and elusive the Lithuanian beaver can be found near bushes of all shapes and sizes.

by Tar-Tar-Pam Productions October 4, 2009

Lithuanian Typewriter

The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.

I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.

by pfunknewts July 16, 2009

Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.

The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Lithuanian Sandpaper

To engage in sexual intercourse with the armpit of another who has shaved within one to two days prior. The resulting short hairs resemble sandpaper.

She gave me a Lithuanian Sandpaper last night, awesome.

by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011