Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

Litarded

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

by holykenobi December 21, 2020

Loptarded

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

by Kitty69 November 13, 2004

liptard

The word itself is a combination of the words lipnode tar and dead. The best we can figure out is that it means the lipnode on the tar is now dead.

Person: Hey you know that lipnode on the tar?
Other Dude: Yeah. You mean liptar tho.
Person: Whatever. It's dead now.
Other Dude: Oh. Welp, let's add a D for dead. It's now a liptard.

by Rydoge21 November 12, 2019

Litarded

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

by holykenobi December 21, 2020

Libtarded

Any extreme leftist opinion shared by liberal media.

Advocating for gun control is libtarded.

by ImReallySmoke December 17, 2023

Libtarded

(adj.)
When you fight for a cause you don't understand, using facts you didn't check, defending values you don't actually believe in -- until someone disagrees, and suddenly they're racist, homophobic, or a nazi.

That libtarded policy of defunding the police while crime skyrockets is peak virtue-signalling gone wrong.

by Immigration Customs Enforcemen October 29, 2025