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Linus

An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.
by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018
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Linus

A type of geeky guy who always fails to gain muscle. He is a skinny tech whizz that has had the same squeaky voice for 20 years. He also drops a lot of tech. #LinusDropTips
Person 1: *Drops GPU*
Person 2: "Look at that Linus!"
by moony06 January 31, 2021
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Linus

A big asshole who is going to have his virginity till he dies of diabetes
This motherfuckers a linus
by Linus opp August 16, 2017
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Linus

The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
by Bilboson January 9, 2012
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Linus

A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010
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Linus

A little comminist cunt who plays Roblox and Fortnite 24/7. Usually got a little pinky dick.
Omg stop being such a Linus!”
by Anime Trap November 14, 2018
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Dirty Linus

Dirty Linus is the act of slamming your mega fire cock across your partners face.
Can you please give me a dirty Linus?
by Bantie April 15, 2020
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