linebacker

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.

by gravyfoot August 8, 2006

linebacker

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

by Zizzy September 25, 2003

linebacker

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

by MotownYtown January 31, 2008

linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.

WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Lineblacker

Stems from football position, "Linebacker." Lineblacker is a black linebacker whose talents resemble that of the ideal black man.

1. Coach T loves his lineblackers, he never plays the white kids.
2. He was such a good lineblacker, that running backs called him the black hole of doom.

by The greatest Lineblacker of Sobro who isn't black February 19, 2005

linebacker

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

by McCheesy September 3, 2003

linebacker

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

by dan johnson August 7, 2006