Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Härte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live!! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris.
"Till Lindemann ist Gott!!"
If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!
If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!
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Get the Till Lindemann mug.(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.
"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."
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Term coined by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, refering to epic failure Lindsay Lohan.
Similar to Perez Hilton's La Loca LOLhan
Similar to Perez Hilton's La Loca LOLhan
So the LAPD rushed over to Lindsanity LOLhan's Hollywood home Tuesday afternoon after being notified of a break-in at the wacktress' humble abode. The alarm went off.
Police officers found all sorts of evidence of a "potential break-in and ransacking" until the cops realized La Loca Lohan's home has always been a pigsty!
Police officers found all sorts of evidence of a "potential break-in and ransacking" until the cops realized La Loca Lohan's home has always been a pigsty!
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If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
Kristoffer Lindmark
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Get the Maggie Lindemann mug.An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.
" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'
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Get the Jordan Lindemann mug.The nickname for actress and former(?) alcoholic/drug addict Lindsay Lohan. Originally coined by Perez Hilton, it refers to Ms. Lohan's crazy substance induced actions.
I felt like I was partying with Lindsanity last night, what with all that cocaine and alcohol you were putting into your body!
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