sister: I don’t masturbate brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate (5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit