Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018

bond length

When two men touch their penises together at the head, then find the length of both put together

Aaron and I found our bond length last night.

by PiperPerri69 January 7, 2021

cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.

when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"

by breast inspector February 12, 2013

Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.

Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!

by 3forint.com September 28, 2012

vagina length

an article of clothing that just passes the lower vagina region, often worn with wheelchair shoes

did you see that hipster in the vagina length t-shirt? you could totally see her bush

it's a little depressing it's so cold, since i can't wear my vagina length skirt

by vagina length miniskirt March 26, 2010

length-slipper

A noun often used to describe a homosexual male.

"That guy looks like a bit of a length-slipper!"

by vasquez109 July 17, 2004

love length

Slang word for a man's penis

He stuck his love length inside her hairy muff

by Random Hero March 2, 2005